- Google “how to start a blog”.
- Half read the instructions, think you got it, and then go back and actually read the instructions.
- Become afraid of commitment and just open Word and decide to write the blog before you actually blog.
- Open Word. Stare back at blinking cursor.
- Spend approximately 15 minutes choosing the font you are in the mood for. (my current mood is coffee high+baby is napping high with a splash of exhaustion). There is no font for my mood so I’m just going with Arial Narrow (which doesn’t matter because it turns into standard blog font when I copy and paste), although DotemChe did look tempting.
- Wonder who comes up with font names.
- Wonder what my font name would be. (Your pet’s first name+ the street you grew up on + Sans Bold).
- Write. Rinse. Repeat. Publish.
- Compulsively check for “likes” which give you tiny little euphoric highs, like a tiny little ladybug doing tiny little bumps of cocaine.
- Worry you are being judged. Worry you look like an idiot. Spiral into self-doubt. Become angry at imaginary judgers. Tell imaginary judgers to judge the f-off. Tell yourself you don’t care what the judgy judgers think. Think to yourself “haters gonna hate”.
- Get Taylor Swift stuck in your head.
